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Stupidest Town in America
I have an idea on how an American town can cash in on the tourism industry. I got the idea by listening to people talk about their towns, everywhere I went. They all said that they lived in the stupidest town. Or they say they must have the stupidest Mayor, Sheriff, Chief of Police, City Council, Prosecutor,( put any name here) in the country. Well, why not cash in on it?
Tourism is big bucks, and if you bill your town as "THE STUPIDEST TOWN IN AMERICA", I bet folks would come from miles around just to see it. Why you could have the Stupidest Parade, the Stupidest Carnival, the Stupidest Band, I mean, the ideas are just endless. How about a Miss Stupid contest. I'm sure you could get entries, just listen to people talk about their stupid neighbors.
You could even attract big name National politicians. I mean afterall, we all know we elect the stupidest leaders any nation ever could. They'd all be scheming to get in on the free publicity. I myself would be selling the t-shirts. Not the I'm with stupid ones, but the "I'm from Jupiter cos I'm more stupider" ones.
I suppose some people being competitive the way people are would want to send people in their town to stupid lessons, so that their townsfolk could be stupid enough to be thought stupid. This could catch on if people took it seriously, and then we could have a contest to see who gets to have a new state motto on their license plate. "The stupidest state in the union."
This country is great, I mean people can make money by just being themselves. Stupid that is. You know when I stop and think about it, this has to be the stupidest thing that's ever been written. |
