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Totally Paul's Top Ten List for Coping With Allergies
10 Always put a clean hanky in your pocket
9 Think of clever ways to acknowledge "bless you" without sounding snarly
8 Turn your head away from people you want to impress - before you sneeze
7 Stock up on generic antihistamines & decongestants at Wal-Mart where they're cheaper
6 Use allergies to your advantage. Mow just before
your in-laws visit
5 Put another clean hanky in your pocket
4 Always wad tissues together to make them more absorbent
3 Be thankful your ears can't sneeze
2 Never overdose on medication or never over medicate your nose, or never put your nose over medicine
1 Never, ever sneeze on something you or others may want to eat |
